Most of you can disregard this. Or rather, follow the link and marvel at the existence of a recipe for apple dumplings that involves Mountain Dew. (Apparently the result is fabulously tasty. We may try it at some point.)
But the real purpose of this post is for the old Changeling folk.
Check out the top of the left-hand column on this page.
If you need me, I’ll be having an aneurysm in the corner.