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  1. mrissa

    Oh yes. Oh yes indeed.

  2. Anonymous

    Even though I obviously have no experience with this, it was mildly amusing. I have to say given that list of instructions, I kind of want to see someone do this. Not out of any sexual desire or anything but more out of an amused and fascinated curiosity.

    Tony

    • squishymeister

      haha! I’m sure I had struggled around you with sports bras at some point during the 4 years we lived together… or perhaps you just heard cursing from the next room 😛

  3. leatherdykeuk

    *still giggling*
    Yhat’s it exactly!

  4. sartorias

    I nearly fell off my chair laughing.

  5. d_c_m

    *gasp, choke*

    OMG so true!!!

  6. Anonymous

    Oh absolutely! (*Eventually* I figured the shoulder-wiggle out…)

  7. dungeonwriter

    Yup, that’s about it.

    “If you have followed steps 1-9 correctly, the sports bra is now strapped across the rise of your bosom, compressing the breasts downward to the point that you can see your pulse in your areolas.”

    Very familiar!

  8. malsperanza

    Shockingly, it says nothing about the hair problem. Between step 4 and step 5 there should be this:

    4. Shave your head.

    Because otherwise the steps outlined would lead to a very gory elastic-meets-hair bit of grand guignol theater.

  9. squishymeister

    bah ha ha ha ha!!! It’s funny cause it’s true!

  10. kendokamel

    See, thats why I wear one that zips or hooks in the front.

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