probably not so funny for the guys
From McSweeney’s, How to Put on a Sports Bra.
Oh god it’s so true.
From McSweeney’s, How to Put on a Sports Bra.
Oh god it’s so true.
LOL
Oh yes. Oh yes indeed.
Even though I obviously have no experience with this, it was mildly amusing. I have to say given that list of instructions, I kind of want to see someone do this. Not out of any sexual desire or anything but more out of an amused and fascinated curiosity.
Tony
haha! I’m sure I had struggled around you with sports bras at some point during the 4 years we lived together… or perhaps you just heard cursing from the next room 😛
*still giggling*
Yhat’s it exactly!
I nearly fell off my chair laughing.
*gasp, choke*
OMG so true!!!
Oh absolutely! (*Eventually* I figured the shoulder-wiggle out…)
Yup, that’s about it.
“If you have followed steps 1-9 correctly, the sports bra is now strapped across the rise of your bosom, compressing the breasts downward to the point that you can see your pulse in your areolas.”
Very familiar!
Shockingly, it says nothing about the hair problem. Between step 4 and step 5 there should be this:
4. Shave your head.
Because otherwise the steps outlined would lead to a very gory elastic-meets-hair bit of grand guignol theater.
bah ha ha ha ha!!! It’s funny cause it’s true!
See, thats why I wear one that zips or hooks in the front.