I am shamelessly stealling Mrissa’s phrasing for this meme.
I have seen this elsewhere, but phrased in terms of force, and you are all, I feel sure, too inherently polite and too cognizant of your own bodily safety to ever want to force me to do anything. So I will ask it more politely:
If you could urge, persuade, or ask me to write any particular thing, what would it be?