0 Responses to “crime time!”
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moonandserpent
Stab-a-cide.
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drake_rocket
Braid length in excess of State statue limitations.
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lilifae
For arguing with historians about the fluidity of timelines and historical “fact”.
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kadnkadnk
The first thing I thought of was Research for a Book. 🙂
-kim
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akashiver
Assassination.
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thespisgeoff
Impersonation of a police officer. When you dub yourself “Sergeant N” of the “Grammar Police,” and start writing tickets with hundred-dollar fines, you’ve gone too far.
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unforth
Assault with a deadly weapon. A sharp, pointy deadly weapon.
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janni
Since I know you’re a writer, I’d assume you were doing a ride-along in a police car as research.
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lordlothair
Hiding in the rafters, running from conflict, and generally being a bad soldier… oh wait, you mean you not Rat?
Gotta be Assault on a Historian.
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Marie Brennan
<snerk> Man, I miss playing Rat. And she was not a bad sol — okay, I can’t even get that out with a straight face. She was a shitty soldier, if your goal was discipline and following orders. But man, if you wanted people who could accomplish their objective and come out the other end alive by doing EVERYTHING WRONG, we were the most elite squad in the business.
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mythusmage
Inappropriate relations with an underage female dragon of the opposite sex.
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erdedrache
Doing research for a novel.
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kernezelda
LARP afterhours in a park with a sword without a permit.
On an unrelated note, I just read your first two novels and enjoyed them. The characters felt like real people, and the story was pleasingly complex and engrossing.
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lowellboyslash
Running around in public with a ruddy great sword.
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preraphaelite
Which I know at least one person who totally in fact got arrested for that.
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diatryma
Wandering around doing research, probably at a waterfront of some sort, and trespassing into something not completely right. You are probably a witness, not a participant.
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Marie Brennan
<tries very hard not to think of the construction site she ended up in along the Thames last year>
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