Why don’t I ever do stuff like this in novels?

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It’s all about:

1) Luring the bad guy and a few of his most powerful minions away from the warehouse

2) Curb-stomping a few of the remaining minions and blowing up the rest

3) Kidnapping a scientist out of the zombie-making bunker below the (now burning) warehouse

4) Stuffing a jet ski* into the freight elevator and snapping the cable so it falls a long long way and blows up the zombie-making bunker and what’s left of the warehouse

5) Recruiting the kidnapped scientist into working for me in my genetics lab/incipient cult.

I mean, srsly. Exploding jet skis. Which I think Johnnie used as an improvised melee weapon during the curb-stomping phase.

*We all know from Waterworld that jet skis are the most explosive object known to man.

0 Responses to “Why don’t I ever do stuff like this in novels?”

  1. mastergode

    LOL, I love how I read about this gaming session already in ‘s journal.

    You guys are so funny… One of these days, I’ll find good gaming partners down here in Atlanta. ^^

    • Marie Brennan

      You can, if you’re patient enough, make good gaming partners. But it takes time, work, and a willingness to GM, I think.

      • kitsunealyc

        Yes. Yes it does.

        Sounds like I missed a fun session, but the sleeping was good for my brain. Until the cops knocked on my door at 3:44am. But that is a story for another time.

        How many more session do we have before Kyle goes the way of the Dodo?

  2. kendokamel

    *We all know from Waterworld that jet skis are the most explosive object known to man.

    Hahaha!!!

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