dungeon-crawlin’ glee — murder your friends and loot their bodies!

The server’s getting hammered, but it’s fun.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Swan Tower!

I killed Fallenrose the rat, Preraphaelite the owlbear, Bryant the arch-demon, Gollumgollum the mind flayer, Collegecate the minotaur, Nconstruct the arch-demon, Hakamadare the troll, Drydem the giant spider, Lediva the giant spider, Sarcastibich the kobold, Princess706 the troll, Tooth And Claw the arch-demon, Matociquala the troll, Drake Rocket the minotaur, Laurelwen the nymph, Azorielios the cockatrice, Limyaael the goblin, Dirtgrrl the gelatinous cube, Locke61dv the fire elemental, Oddsboy the mind flayer, Kniedzw the floating eye, Sivvyswraith the minotaur, Dolphin Girl the leprechaun, Josef Grey the mind flayer, Wood Dragon the troll, Deedop the owlbear, D C M the zombie, Lowellboyslash the floating eye, Wolfheart17 the floating eye, Cihuacoatl the goblin, Dbfclark the gelatinous cube, Unforth the leprechaun and Shadowstag the floating eye.

I looted the Amulet of Novalis, a Figurine of Circehellene, the Wand of Pythia Akrypta, the Crown of Wadam, the Sword of Jaylake, the Axe of Ricerurouni, the Sword of Moonartemis76, the Sceptre of Danielmc, the Sceptre of Coyotewatches, the Sword of Armbarred, the Axe of Sartorias, the Axe of Deadboxoffice, the Armour of Kmousie, the Amulet of Daobear, the Sceptre of Anghara, the Crown of Maastrictian, the Sceptre of Just Not Right, a Figurine of Ninja Turbo, the Dagger of Kleenestar, the Dagger of Thespisgeoff, a Figurine of Dyrecorn and 1087 gold pieces.

Score: 1537

Explore the Dungeon of Swan Tower and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon…

I made myself stop there so I would go to bed. It actually saves your place and state with a cookie, though, so you can keep going back. Theoretically my dungeon is the same for everybody, too, though I ended up loading it a few times, and got different versions. <shrug>

My favorite messages:

“Propped up against the wall is the Sceptre of Just Not Right.”

“You quaff the potion of Ancientwisdom. It tastes like water.”

“You pray to Kaye Arden. You feel blessed.”

Dude, Kaye’s the only reason I got as far as I did . . . all hail the boggan goddess of HP!

0 Responses to “dungeon-crawlin’ glee — murder your friends and loot their bodies!”

  1. princess706

    ::frown::
    I was a TROLL?!?

  2. drake_rocket

    I think mine was rather fitting ^.^

  3. d_c_m

    Wow. You’re good!!!

  4. fallenrose

    *grin* My Chinese zodiac sign actually is Rat, oddly enough, so that works!
    Just don’t kill me! ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. occultatio

    How the hell do you kill the bigger monsters? I played this thing and got killed every time I tried to take on something with more than ~30 HP.

    • Marie Brennan

      Find armor to protect you; find weapons to fight with; most importantly, in my dungeon, find the altar of Kaye Arden and pray at it to get more hit points. (Some potions will do the same, but others hurt you, which sucks.)

  6. coyotewatches

    Meh. I tried but then SUDDENLY, the server failed…

    I escaped from the Dungeon of Swan Tower!I killed Laurelwen the nymph, Limyaael the goblin, Dirtgrrl the gelatinous cube, Kniedzw the floating eye, Dolphin Girl the leprechaun, D C M the zombie, Lowellboyslash the floating eye, Wolfheart17 the floating eye, Cihuacoatl the goblin, Unforth the leprechaun and Shadowstag the floating eye.I looted the Sceptre of Danielmc, the Axe of Ricerurouni, the Sword of Moonartemis76, the Axe of Sartorias, the Sword of Armbarred, the Sceptre of Coyotewatches, the Sceptre of Anghara, the Axe of Deadboxoffice, the Armour of Kmousie, the Sword of Jaylake, the Crown of Wadam, the Wand of Pythia Akrypta and 177 gold pieces.Score: 327Explore the Dungeon of Swan Tower and try to beat this score,or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon…

  7. gollumgollum

    I escaped from the Dungeon of Swan Tower!I killed Laurelwen the nymph, Dirtgrrl the gelatinous cube, Kniedzw the floating eye, Dolphin Girl the leprechaun, Lowellboyslash the floating eye, Wolfheart17 the floating eye, Cihuacoatl the goblin, Unforth the leprechaun and Shadowstag the floating eye.I looted the Axe of Sartorias, the Sceptre of Anghara, the Sword of Armbarred, the Amulet of Daobear, the Crown of Wadam, the Sword of Jaylake, the Axe of Deadboxoffice and 111 gold pieces.Score: 236Explore the Dungeon of Swan Tower and try to beat this score,or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon…

    All Hail Kaye Arden!1 *grin*

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